How to Let Everyone know You Have Been Labeled a Douchebag

A guy named Michael Minelli is suing Simon & Schuster for publishing a book, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, which labels him a douchebag. He seem not to be the artist that owns the name on google and who crafted not by everybody:



From the book:

"[His] popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables--Douche Nine."

Well the book is obviously hilarious, but Douche Nine? Maybe Douchanite (assuming Mr. Minelli is a douchebag, which has not been established). Also nine of the periodic table is taken by fluorine, unless 9 is the atomic weight, in which case it would be the only stable isotope of beryllium. This entry is obviously hilarious, too.

Oddly, the author has also been sued by three of the so called hot chicks, two pictured below:


The women claim to have been force into therapy by their inclusion the book alleging their hotness.